it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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