your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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