You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
