I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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