Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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