do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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