that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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