I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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