i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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