i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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