who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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