Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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