Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
