We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
