I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
is that a dick in a sweater?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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