craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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