I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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