If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
