im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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