At least make sure they are 18
Why
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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