She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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