she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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