if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've blown a few things in my day
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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