They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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