Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Someone came in the potted fern
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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