Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Still dying that you shit outside
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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