Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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