yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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