Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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