If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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