Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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