im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this will be a night to untag.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
