i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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