Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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