Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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