I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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