I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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