Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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