Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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