Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
