dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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