God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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