How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
