I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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