i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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