We won't sleep together?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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