You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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