i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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