If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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