yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We had sex on a dog bed..
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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