i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How's work?
Spinning.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Randomize
