You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
