So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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