are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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